When your kid wakes up at 1am cause he needs water and his water bottle is empty and he can’t refill it himself so he lays in bed and cries till you fix it, all your grand plans for a morning workout are dashed and you fail for the day. #sleepoverrun
How a video game table works, from a 3.5 year old:
“You put quarters in and they become batteries and then you can play the game.”
Reason 1,532 you know you’re in a good marriage, when you’re at Flying Pie and you both get forks and knives for the entire family.
The little pitter patter of feet turns into the loud stomp running of a little boy.
Preparing our personal taxes today made me so happy that my “desk job” has me barely sitting down at all.
Cause, ya’ll! My back hurts!
Inbox at zero, boom!
Oh, what’s that? It’s 8:00 pm on a Wednesday night? Yeah, well, sometimes it takes all day and night to get shit done, right? I’m still happy the inbox says zero, even if it didn’t happen until now. And, goodnight.